Victims[]
- Mrs. O'Grady: Pushed down the stairs and neck was broken.
- Joe: Leg bitten and chest stomped 15 times with Pogo Stick.
- Deputy Tripet: Clawed in face and neck snapped.
- Daniel O'Grady: Mauled and mangled. Off-screen.
- William O'Day: Lifted and neck snapped by magical collar.
- Ian: Tricked via illusion into sticking his face in lawnmower and sliced, later hung from a door.
- Barista: Hands pinned to countertop with forks and face scalded with Coffee Steamer.
- Morty Ingalls: Pot of gold materialized in his stomach and ripped open.
- Security Guard: Rundown twice by Go-Kart.
- Gupta: Ear and toe bitten off, arm shot with arrow via magic, beaten with shillelagh/baseball bat and strangled with phone cord.
- Mitch: Electrocuted by robot.
- Art Conner: Beaten to death with a Shillelagh.
- Tony Judson: Eye gouged out and beaten with Shillelagh.
- Loretta Fieldson: Exploded by inflation via magic.
- Morgue Attendant: 5 Medical tools in chest.
- Fazio Williams: Trapped in box and cut in half with a Chainsaw.
- Casino Waiter: Thrown on table and head smashed with dinner plate
- Soldier: Mutilated by Leprechaun
- Private Lucky: Hacked to bits with Lightsaber.
- Private Kowalski: Bursts out of groin.
- Private Mooch: Stripped to Skeleton by flesh-eating bacteria.
- Private Danny Martinez: Crushed underneath a metal box.
- Private Dolores Costello: Pushed off catwalk.
- Harold: Head crushed flat against wall by frying pan.
- Metal Head Hooker: Electrocuted by control panel.
- Dr. Mittenhand: Frozen with liquid nitrogen and destroyed by a laser.
- Slug: Afro pick in throat.
- Bartender: Electrocuted through microphone stand.
- Jackie Dee: Slammed 7 times against car by spectral woman. Off-screen.
- Chow Yung Pi: Strangled and ripped to pieces. Off-screen.
- Fontaine Rivera: Killed.
- Bodyguard: Heart blown up via magic.
- Jesus: Killed.
- Reverend Hanson: Hand through back and out of stomach.
- Stray Bullet: Forced to shoot in throat with handgun via magic. Off-screen.
- Unknown Women #1: Killed by Lubdan off-screen.
- Unknown Women #2: Killed by Lubdan off-screen.
- Unknown Women #3: Killed by Lubdan off-screen.
- Unknown Women #4: Killed by Lubdan off-screen.
- Unknown Women #5: Killed by Lubdan off-screen.
- Mack Daddy O'Nasses: Finger ripped out, chest shot 3 times with handgun and insides blown up via magic.
- Postmaster P. Smith: Killed by Lubdan off-screen.
- Knight: Swarmed/mauled
- King: Old age/sickness
- Father Jacob: Heart Attack
- Stoner: Impaled through chest with Bong.
- Doria: Neck snapped.
- Lisa Duncan: Clawed in stomach.
- Chanel: Gold tooth ripped out and mandible ripped out. Off-screen.
- Officer Thompson: Chest impaled with flashlight.
- Officer Whitaker: Leg ripped off.
- Bryn Lee Watson: Hand in chest and heart ripped open.
- Gangster #1: Hand in chest
- Gangster #2: Hand in chest
- Cedric: Throat slashed
- Esmerelda: Killed by Leprechaun with his magic off-screen.
- Francois: Mauled to death
- Catherine: Mauled
- Irish Farmer: Killed
- Ian Joyce: Impaled on farm tools off-screen
- Mary: Killed
- David: Mauled to death
- Jeni: Axe in the face
- Ben: Spine ripped off
- Hamish McConville: Mauled
- Sean McConville: Killed
- Ozzie Jones: Bursted out of his intestines to make his return. Ozzie then turned into a zombie ghost.
- Mailman: Ran over his head with his own mailtruck tire.
- Andy: Sliced him in half with a solar panel.
- Meredith: Stabbed her in the mouth with a water sprinkler.
- Matthew: Decapitated him with his own spy drone.
- Rose: Impaled her in the head with a trophy.